Last year on my birthday, I was in the bathroom shaving and looking in the mirror for new wrinkles and other tell-tale signs that 'Father Time' was catching up with me. Sammi was sitting on the edge of the tub watching me.
Me: “Today is my birthday honey. Do I look like I’m getting old to you?”
She carefully looked me up and down for a few minutes and finally said, “Yes, and you look like you’re getting fatter too...”