I came home from work one day and Sammi met me at the door with a terrible look on her face.
Me: "Hey pumpkin, what's wrong?"
Sammi: “Daddy, something very, very horrible happened to me today.”
Me (worried): “What happened? Are you okay?!?”
Sammi (very seriously): “This is the worst thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!”
Me (very alarmed now): “What happened?!?”
Sammi: “I was going potty at school today - and my bum slipped and touched the water!"
Me: "Uh, that's it?"
Sammi: "But you don't understand Daddy - MY BUM TOUCHED THE WATER!!!
Me (trying not to smile now): "Oh no! I'm so sorry honey. That must've been an awful experience for you."
Sammi: "Yes it was. It was sooo gross!!!”
I'm really glad her idea of 'the worst thing ever' and mine are two different things. I guess it's all perspective...