The other night Sammi came shuffling into the living room about an hour and a half after I had put her to bed.
Me: "Hey kiddo, why are you out of bed?"
Sammi: "I couldn't sleep."
Me: "What's wrong?"
Sammi: "I wanted to blow you a kiss - is that okay Daddy?"
Me (smiling): "Ahhh... That's so sweet honey. Sure it's okay!"
Sammi then turned her back to me and let out the loudest most disgusting fart that I've ever heard coming out of any human - let alone my 6 year old angel.
Sammi: "There you go Daddy - I blew you a kiss!"
With that she ran back to her bedroom laughing uncontrollably.