I was at the mall recently with Sammi and we stopped at the 'food court' to get some lunch. While we were sitting there eating, she dropped some of her french fries on the ground. She immediately bent over, picked them up and popped a couple of them in her mouth.
Me: "Oh gross! Did you just eat those fries off of the floor?!?"
Me: "That's disgusting! Why would you eat food off of the ground like that?"
Sammi: "Five second rule - duh."
Me: "Sammi, the five second rule isn't real. You should never eat food off of the ground."
Sammi: "Why not? The floor isn't dirty."
Me: "Because it's covered with germs!!!"
Sammi shrugged, popped a few more of the 'contaminated' fries into her mouth and said: "I can't taste any germs..."