Connor: "Dad, Sammi hit me in the head with her doll!"
Me: "Samantha! Come down here!"
Sammi sheepishly walks down the stairs.
Sammi: "Yes Daddy?"
Me: "Did you wack your brother in the head with a doll?"
Sammi: "No. I hit him with Princess Jasmine."
Me (sighing): "Why did you hit your brother in the head with Princess Jasmine???"
Sammi: "I told him I was the Kung Fu Princess, and he said that I wasn't. I told him 'yes I was', and then he said that I could never defeat him."
Me: "So you hit him in the head with your doll?"
Sammi: "Princess Jasmine"
Me: "So you hit him in the head with Princess Jasmine?"
Sammi: "Well I am the Kung Fu Princess."
After being put in time out, the Kung Fu Princess learned a valuable lesson that every Kung Fu master must learn eventually: Choose your battles wisely and if you must hit your big brother in the face, make sure 'Sensei-Daddy' isn't around...