I was in the bathroom getting ready to go to work one day - shaving and brushing my hair. Sammi was sitting next to me on the edge of the bathtub watching me.
Me: "So how do I look?"
Sammi: "I guess you look okay."
Me: "Okay? You don't think I look handsome?"
Sammi silently looked at me for a few minutes.
Sammi (with a twinkle in her eye): "I bet if an old lady who never had a husband or a boyfriend saw you she might think you were just a tiny bit handsome."
Me (pretending to be outraged): “An old lady?!?”
Sammi: “Yeah, or if a blind lady has an operation and can suddenly see again and you are the first person she ever sees – then she might think you aren’t too ugly.”
Me: “A blind lady?!?”
Sammi: “Or maybe a lady hobo…”