Me: "What's wrong with you Sam?"
Sammi: "I'm a ZOMBIE!!! I need BRRRRAINSSS!!!"
She stumbled over to one of her brothers and pretended to eat his brains while he gave a death-scene performance worthy of an Academy Award.
She then shuffled over to me, grabbed my head, then stopped suddenly - shook my head - looked in my ear - knocked on my skull a couple of times and then shrugged and staggered away.
Me: "What? You don't want to eat my brains?"
Sammi: "You don't have any BRRRRAINSSS..."
She then lurched for her other brother leaving her poor 'brainless' Dad sitting there on the floor - un-zombified...