Sammi 'waddled' into the living room the other night with a pillow stuffed under her shirt.
Sammi: "Look at my huge tummy Daddy!"
Me: "Wow! That's pretty big."
Sammi: "Guess who I am."
Me: "Are you a lady that's going to have a baby?"
Me: "Are you a big, fat gorilla?"
Me: "Are you Santa Claus?"
Me: "I give up. Who are you supposed to be?"
Sammi (rubbing her big "belly"): "I'm you, silly!"
She then laughed and 'waddled' back out of the room...
7 year old girls are entirely too honest, and for the record - I do not waddle.