Sammi was sitting on the floor in the living room one night playing with her stuffed pink monkey.
Me: "Time to go get ready for bed honey."
Sammi (without looking up): "I respectfully decline."
Sammi: "Little Pink Monkey and I respectfully decline to go get ready for bed."
Me: "Honey, it's your bedtime."
Sammi: "I respectfully disagree."
Me: "You can't disagree with me - it's 8:30, that's your bedtime."
Sammi: "I didn't disagree with you - I respectfully disagreed with you."
Me: "Samantha Nicole - get up and get ready for bed!"
Sammi grabbed her monkey, glared at me and trudged down the hall to her room. As she was walking away she looked at her monkey and said: "I can't believe he's being so unreasonable - I said 'respectfully'..."