Sammi: "Daddy, why are some men bald?"
Me: "Well, some men lose their hair and others just shave their heads."
Sammi: "Will you ever be bald?"
Me: "Not if I can help it."
Sammi: "Why not?"
Me: "Some guys look good bald, but with my huge noggin, I'd look like the Elephant Man. Now your brother has a nice round head - he'd look good bald."
Me: "Your Grandpa would look good bald too."
Sammi: "No he wouldn't."
Me: "You don't think so?"
Sammi: "Nope. His ears are way too big."
Grandpa (yelling from the other room): "Hey! I heard that!"
Sammi (without missing a beat): "Of course you did - your ears are so big you probably hear everything!"
|Sammi's awesome Grandpa|