Sammi: "What about McDonald's?"
Connor (Sammi's brother): "No! Yuck!"
Sammi: "But I want a Chicken McNugget Happy Meal."
Connor: "Do you know how they make the McNuggets???"
Connor: "I better not tell you."
Sammi: "Why not?"
Connor: "Trust me, you don't want to know - it's too disgusting!"
Sammi: "So what part of the chicken is the McNugget anyway?"
Connor (leaning in and whispering): "I think it's the butt."
Sammi (laughing): "I guess that's why they call them Chicken McNuggets. Because nobody would want to eat Chicken McButts..."
|Maybe they're not chicken butts after all...|