Sammi: "Gross! What is this?!?"
Me: "It's Yakisoba."
Sammi: "Yacka what?"
Me: "Yakisoba - Japanese noodles."
Sammi: "Well, whatever it's called, it looks disgusting!"
Me: "Just try it."
Sammi: "Oh my god! The noodles look like worms!!!"
Me (rolling my eyes): "They're not worms."
Sammi: "But Daddy, I hate these kind of yaka-noodles!"
Me: "You've never had them before - just try them."
Sammi tried a microscopic bite of the noodles, made a horrible face, grabbed her throat and then started thrashing about and making gagging noises."
Me: "Go ahead and spit it out, Drama Queen - I'll make you a sandwich."
Sammi: "They should've just called these noodles 'yuck-isoba'..."